what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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