She announced her abortion via fbk
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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