Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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