She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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