the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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