just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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