Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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