I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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