im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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