guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
