Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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