He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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