Porn is love you can see.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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