Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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