People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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