So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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