you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
