i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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