i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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