Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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