We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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