Sponge bath it is.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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