Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
last night I used snow as a chaser
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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