Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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