Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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