Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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