I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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