that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Alive.
So much puke
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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