Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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