But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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