if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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