Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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