HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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