Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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