R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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