I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
