i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
A bitchslap is in order.
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