There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Randomize
