i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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