Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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