end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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