What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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