You really coming over, don't trick.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
