Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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