Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He did a backflip because drugs
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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