I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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