Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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