let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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