We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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