Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Randomize
