Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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