there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
